February 2012
blazeberg:
“Sometimes it seems to stand still. Like you’re in a bag and you can’t get out and somebody’s always telling you that it will get better with time and time just seems to stand still and laugh at you and your pain.”
— Requiem for a Dream, Hubert Selby Jr.
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
life: hey how's your morning going
me: pretty good
life: here have some crushing failure to go with your coffee
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i’m going to be out of the country for 3 weeks so i’ve set up a queue
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okay. let’s say you have clap on clap off light in your room. you’re watching t.v. and it’s a talkshow. the audience starts clapping. do your lights like freak the fuck out or what?
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what do you call a black man who sells drugs
a pharmacist
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this kid in my grade, omg watch it till the end
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wow what if a guy wrote me a song how corny/adorable would that be?
i hate this
i hate this
i hate this
i hate this
just made two of my best sketches ever. #gettininspiredat2inthemorning
pharoa:
If I ever met me or talked to me, I’d probably hate me.
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someone on omegle snorted cinnamon in exchange for my nudes but i disconnected after he did it, lol is that mean
literally convinced someone on omegle to snort cinnamon
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
